influencer
Twitter celebrity. Over 35,000 followers. Over 140,000 Tweets. Featured on Red Scare. Two Tweets liked by Elon Musk. Ratioed former Vice President Mike Pence.
lawyer
Master of Election Law. Can secure or deny ballot access at whim. Basically a Gatekeeper of Democracy. Prevented Kanye West from running for President in Illinois.
ALPHA MALE
Top of the Pack. Exerts dominance, always. Enjoys spending time bonding with other Alpha Males. Whether in a foursome or at the bathhouse, he is deeply involved in the Alpha Male community.
STRAIGHT
Has a fiancée. A cis-female woman fiancée. She’s totally real.